Bombing of Paradise Harbor

The Bombing of Paradise Harbor was accomplished by the 21st Airborne Division in the first battle of the Great War.

Preparations
General Ludicrous Colslain ordered the full destruction of the Lizardman Fleet at Paradise Harbor to prevent a full-scale invasion of Barnetropolis. Colslain sent JJ the Jetplane with 30 fighters to carry out the plan. Colslain also wanted to destroy the community just for fun. The planes assembled, and the Barnies flew out to battle.

Bombing
Fleet Admiral Lizardtagge recognized the Barnies coming. He called his gunners to their guns, and fired. The Barnies bombed the Tyrannosaurus, decimating the ship and crew. The Lizardloo was wrecked, along with 9 other battleships. Lizardtagge was killed by a Fart Bomb dropped by JJ the Jetplane. The Lizardman Civilians were mercilessly slaughtered. The Barnies retreated, victorious.