Barney Homepage

Homepage was a Barney Officer.

Early Military Career
Homepage fought in the Web-Barnic War as Commander-in-Chief of Barney Occupation forces. He fought in the Battle of Beaten Bridge, Garven Strike, and countless other battles. The Barney court decided he would be removed from command. In fact, he was removed from command in his 21st year of service.

Great War
Homepage fought more battles in the Great War, against the Allies. He fought the Battle of Mars Island, where he was killed by grapeshot.